Hamsters!
It opens up like the beginning of some video game that, honestly, I would totally play. Some massive laser firing robots are doing battle with Master Chief clones in the remains of a great city somewhere that Hamsters have taken bipedal human form as if it were some sort of furry pet version of Planet of the Apes.
Wait....are they hamsters or guinea pigs? Not sure, but either way, Richard Gere loves this commercial too.
Anyway, just as one of the Master Chiefs (Masters Chief? ooh...grammar jokes) is about to meet its untimely death at the hands of the Super Death Robot thing, when the three hamsters roll up in their Kia Soul.
Hamsters!
The battle is immediately interrupted as the fighting factions are distracted by the rhythmic moves of the dancing Hamsters. Peace ensues, not to mention a space Marine/robot thing showing off some good moves.
Coming in 2012: Street Dance 2115
Seriously though, I haven't seen a robot fighter thing move his pelvis like that since I was killed by some 12 year old punk playing Halo online and he teabagged my dead character. I then promptly canceled my Xbox Live account. Effing kids...
Hamsters, dammit!
So the sci-fi fighting force dance on as the hamsters drive out of town. Do they keep dancing in the pets' absence, or does the fighting resume. Who knows for sure, but the skies did seem a bit brighter as they left. Maybe we can learn something from these rhythmic rodents ...maybe we don't have to fight, but can solve our problems by getting down to catchy music performed by douche bags. All I know is, I feel better after watching the commercial.
Did I mention the hamsters?
The Hamsters look like some peeps I've seen on people of walmart .com. Swear to fsm. Look at that waving fupa and tracksuit combo.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Nice point. That's the one thing I wondered about, why the fupas? It's not like they really needed realistic body shape. I mean, once they anthropomorphized the hamsters, all need for reality really went out the window.
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